Drunk bastard decapitates a duck

[juice]

Seriously, how come I can imagine at least a dozen people I know doing this when they're drunk...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22470499-5001028,00.html

Man 'rips off duck's head in hotel'


By staff writers
September 24, 2007 09:51am

<!-- Split page --> <!-- Lead Content Panel --> A MAN has reportedly ripped the head off a tame duck that lived in the ornamental lobby of a Minnesota hotel.


The Associated Press reported that Scott D. Clark allegedly cornered the duck before grabbing it and decapitating it with his hands in front of a security guard and other onlookers.


Mr Clark then said: "I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat it."


He was allegedly drunk, AP said.


A spokesman for the Minnesota Federated Humane Societies called on the hotel to examine their duck protection policies, or possibly think about having fish like other hotels, AP reported.

 

[whalewager]

routinely done on mad dog

 

[WVU]

Wow, that's not easy to do. I mean you can snap its neck and all, but to rip its head clean off? That takes some strength and dexterity.

 

[Ibetonsports]

I could only wish that I were there so I could have ripped that fuckers head off.

 

[whalewager]

hed beat your ass

 

[RobFunk]

Nothing compared to the outcome of thousands of pigs, chickens and cows everyday

 

[GameBreaker]

damned minnesotans

 

[steaktartar]

damned minnesotans

ya got a few drinkers up there....not that they wouldnt tear a ducks head off sober too

 

[GameBreaker]

in the winter, what the hell else are we supposed to do

but I guess it's not winter

 

[t3a]

Don't ducks shit all over the place, like those geese that take over parks and golf courses? What kind of hotel is this?

 

[steaktartar]

might be duck season up there anyway and if he had his hunting liscense renewed hes good to go

 

[GameBreaker]

good call steak

rr'd bitches

 

[oldirtyku]

Why is this in the RR... Important information... I am worried some posters might miss out...

 

[TTinCO]

This guy was from Denver-been a pretty big story here. The hotel was an Embassy Suites.

They hit him with a felony charge & he's facing 2 years in prison and\or a $5,000 fine.

 

[steaktartar]

he should do a year just for the haircut

 

[WCBias]

I decapitated a bird on a golf course one day. I was drunk off my ass, but at least I used my driver and the bird was 100 yards away when I the ball took his head off.

I should try to upload that picture.

 

[whalewager]

That hairstyle is the same way I comb mine

 

[HiPockets]

Another of god's injustices that this scene was not written into the script of Fargo.

 

[steaktartar]

Another of god's injustices that this scene was not written into the script of Fargo.

:lolBIG:

 

[MrJ]

A spokesman for the Minnesota Federated Humane Societies called on the hotel to examine their duck protection policies

People like that exist? Duck protection policy?